i wouldn't worry they have pills for that kinda object.
plus whether you keep up the banter it kinda makes your mates think twice (as much as u want to help your friends) approximately talking to you about their limp dick. very awkward convo!!
More years then you think... and if you think it will hurt someone feelings let it go... you will be able to tell by a persons reaction to the cracks...
Technically, age doesn't really matter. Yeah it's more common in older people, but illness, injury, anything like that can cause a young person to have problems.
Viagra funny or not?
A man finally gets his prescription for Viagara. Anxious to try it out, he takes one as soon as he gets home, and waits for his wife to come domestic from work, but, in his excitement he forgets and leaves the package open on the table and his cockatiel eats all of them.
Seeing the results and panicking the man grabs the bird and stuffs him into the freezer to cool off.
Unfortunately, his Viagra kicks in just as his wife comes domestic and it is hours later before he remembers the cockatiel. He runs and looks in the freezer expecting the worst, only to find the bird breathing heavily, drained with sweat and completetly exhausted.
happened? the guy asks, you were in there for hours and yet you're not only alive but you're sweating like loopy? cockatiel pants: man, have you ever tried to pry apart the legs a frozen chicken?
When in the presence of a real downer.
In approximately 30 years.